And on the 8th day, God made the internet.
Adam looked upon the handiwork and said to his creator, "Lo, you have created a medium for sanctifying that which you condemn, an alter upon which the goose, the calf, the ass, the elephant, and all the beasts shall lay their dung. It will travel forth amidst all of your creation, and thus shall our existence persist as a merciless drought of rational perspective. Oh lord, why have you done this?"
And God replied, "Blog."
I'm a guy. I was born in '83. I have a girlfriend who loves the things that annoy me -- TV, most movies, most music, most clothing, and most everything else that our pathetic generation uses to quickly and often fill the empty void we call our souls -- but we both like, food, drink, and each other.
I like to opine. I also hate hippies.
I write this Blog.
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